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‘Twas right after lunchbreak, and all through the shop
Not a dev was stirring; productivity was shot
The suits were all dozing, QA half asleep
No sound of a keypress, nor mouse-click, nor beep
When out of the breakroom there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my office to see what was the matter
(… unfinished …)
